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Getting Mo’ Nekid by the Minute or
Chopped Suey SV1kN
By: Poncho Villa - June 2004

One SV1000N minus a few surplus bits and pieces! Projects and the
order that they happened to happen upon:
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- References
- Intro
- Warm and fuzzies - what I love about the SV
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Choppin’ the Ass off
this beast
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Your butt hurtin’? Try
sittin on a tree stump! - Seat
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Not just lowered, but
SLAMMED! - Links
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Custom 2 into 1 pipe -
manifold, mufflers 1-5!
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EPA crap and where to
put it - PAIR of turds crankcase vent
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TRE, what is all this
crap? - 2 bux and shut up
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Raising the Bar…or
racing to the bar?
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Front Fender, where is
the rest of it and what’s all this crap up on my motor?
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Go blow it out
your…moving the horn
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Light up your night…or
how to avoid becoming Road Kill? - 90/100w Halogens, moving
the turn signals
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Get rid of all those
stupid wire holders and crappola things.
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RADiator GRRille, or
what’s buggin’ ya now? - Keeping HomeDepot stocks up
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References:
Paul Sr is the colorful and well articulated owner/president of
Orange County Choppers as seen on the Discovery Channel. He is often
referred to as the chief inspiration of my crafts, skills and
outlook as he has often stated; “get your ass in gear before I
introduce you to my size 13’s”! Intro....
Andy asked me to say what I liked about the SV after he saw the
first draft of my assignment....So I took a pad of paper and pen and
went to the garage and listed all the things I do like about this
bike. here they are.
If I seem to cut up on it a fair amount, well I would cut up on any
machine that I happen to be in a relationship with. uh oh, that
didn't sound right...or good.
There are things that I like...a lot. There are things that I hate.
Like a woman you just have to take the bad with the good.
Given a venue (forum) to express myself, I tend to take
liberties.....that's ok with a bike or dog, not good with a chick,
they have extremely thin skin and sharp teeth too!
Back to the bike thing.
I have had lots of bikes and riding experience, 32 years. yikes! I
could be Old Fart. no way, Im very much too adolecent for that to
happen. I know what I am looking for in a bike. To date I have not
found one that possesses all the attributes that I want. Therefore I
must build it myself, it seems reasonable to start with a
manufactured platform and then cut away all the non essential
stuff...ie.'crapola', then of course is the need to add back the
stuff that wasn't there to start with. In the end you wind up with
something that no one else could or would want. perfection. mine.
Perhaps that is why I disdain all the cookie cutter copies that I
see everybody do. It is not exclusive to this site or style of bike,
it exists everywhere, even outside of bikedom.
So having expressed myself so liberally...I can't believe that I
said that...here is my list of 'likeable attributes' to our beloved
SV.
| Motor |
=
1000cc perfect size motor, not too big and not too small
= 90 Vtwin perfect configuration,
all motorcycles should be twins
= Smooth that’s what you get with a
90, unless you’re a moto guzzi
= Powerful well thought out design,
time and track proven
= Torque it’s the stuff the best
motors produce, w/o it you aint got shit
= Liquid cooled makes for a more
better motor even with all the hoses n stuff
= Oil Cooler we like our oil cool,
its much more oilier that way
= Wet Sump why on earth does
anybody still make dry sumps? They suck!
= Electric Fuel Injection Can you
say programmable? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
= Large throttle bodies big air
= Large air filter more big air
= Hydraulic clutch who still uses
cables?, why? Shoot em, now!
= Digital Instruments lots of info
and easy to read in real time
= Good hand controls clean, simple,
functional and in all the right places |
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| Tires |
Tubless radials tubes on a bike is
like 5 bullets in Russian Roulet
Large size lots of sticky down there where it matters |
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| Wheels |
Aluminum light and easy to clean |
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| Swing Arm |
Large box section strong and easy to
clean
Aluminum light and strong |
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| Rear Suspension |
Linked mono shock good road manners
Adjustable more good road manners |
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| Brakes |
Double fronts good anchors w/o being
over powered and sensitive
Single rear little itty bitty thing is hard to lock up. I like
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Aluminum Frame - love a
nice lightweight frame
Truss ?..... what is this?, trying to copy ducati? I could do
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Most what I Like is
The way it handles light weight 380lbs (172Kilos) now! Carves like a
butchers knife
The way it feels nimble, tossable, stable. Take that you bitch and
it keeps coming back for more.
The way it sounds new pipe w/o baffles, it Rumbles, it Rips, it
ROARS!
The way it looks? it is one fuggly beast, but like my Harley I love
it anyways

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