My years behind the throne……!

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By Mazpillion June2005

I have been riding pillion since I was 17 years old, when my then boyfriend had a Triumph Tiger Cub – a much maligned beast, it did us proud, we even toured Belgium on it in 1972, with no problems whatsoever. This is what first gave me a taste of how much fun biking was, much to my parents’ horror! The next couple of boyfriends were 'cagers', TR2B (sweet car) and a Spitfire – can you see the Triumph connections here? Then there was the French boyfriend who had no transport, but he had a friend who did……so since 1973 I have been pillion to my significant other, Nigel. Unfortunately all our old photos are stored away somewhere right now and I can't get to them, Andy did ask......saves embarrassment!

Most of my friends thought I was mad – no, not because of Nigel but because of the bikes – can’t get dressed up (no problem, jeans and I get on fine!) makeup/hair gets spoiled (who cares, minimal makeup and a folding brush is cool!) In fact, we did buy some 4 wheeled transport at one point, a transit van, which was when Nigel took up drag racing, with a rather nippy drag bike, powered by – would you believe it? – a Triumph Tiger engine….. He did very well, clocking a pretty impressive 9.08 seconds in July 1978. But I digress….. (AndyW - you'll have to find some photos Maz!)

Those were the days! LOL

As Nigel was in the bike trade then, we used to change our 2 wheels on a fairly regular basis, and the list was as follows:
1973 – Yamaha 650 XS2
1974 – Yamaha RD350 – tuned to the eyeballs – I regularly used to end up with my legs up under Nigel’s armpits on this one and on one occasion at least was more than pleased about the positioning of the rear light!
1976 – Yamaha RD500 – very reliable, but ultimately bland.
1979 – Suzuki GS1000S – what a lovely bike, fast, fun, agile and a pillion seat like an armchair – was still riding pillion 2 weeks before our daughter was born! We are still looking for another of these at the right price to add to our gradually growing “stable”.

Speaking of Tracy here's a couple of photos taken recently here at our place in Perpignan, France. Me and my girl and one of her on the old man's SV.

Back to the 'potted history' ......At this point Nigel’s Grandfather took pity on us and gave us his car to transport the new family unit, so we had a 1000cc bike and a, errr, an 850cc car - well, you have to get your priorities right!

1983 – Yamaha FJ1100 – another great bike from the riders point of view but disappointing for me, with very bad turbulence between the 2 of us at any speed over 100 so that I had to hunch up to avoid being blown off the back. We had this bike for a few years, as sprog number 2 had put in an appearance in 1984. My riding days were very few and far between at this point, although we managed to get the odd run out courtesy of the Grandparents… We went to the Isle of Man in 1986 that was fun, topless passes at the Highlander, wet t-shirt comps, generally behaving badly, mad Sunday….. oh, and some good racing too! (AndyW.....and you haven't changed a bit by all accounts! ;-)

Biking took a back seat for both of us for a while, until in 1999, when Nigel bought a 996 Ducati. I have to admit that my heart sank when it came home – well, I was a couple (..!) of stone heavier and the rear seat was sooo small. I felt that it was going to disappear up my bum, like a thong. Plus, I couldn’t get on with the high seating position and was sliding all over the place, nearly off more than once. So, biking and I fell out of love for a while, which didn’t do a lot for our relationship as Nigel always wanted to be out on the bike, and I was scared of it.

Enter good old Dr Atkins, and the shedding of 3 stone. All of a sudden, the seat seemed bigger, and I had sussed the correct riding position to stop falling off. The absence of a grab rail had been the main cause for concern but one day I experimented by leaning forward with my left hand on the tank for support, and bingo! This position works a treat – heavy braking, reach round other hand and rest both on tank – emergency brake – reach down and grab the old man's family jewels! (Not had to use this method ….. yet….:-) In case of wheelie, switch from hand on tank to arm round waist, very quick and easy.

The huge plus of the modern sports bikes from a pillions point of view is the visibility – I can see as much as Nigel and can read the road as well as he can. Now, if I go on the back of, say a tourer, I am frustrated because I can’t see where I am going – gone are the days of sitting fat, dumb and happy behind HWMBO. Now I feel more a part of what is happening, rather than (literally) a back seat passenger. The Ducati was followed in 2002 by a Yamaha R1 – same riding position, terrific bike, wheelies were so smooth, and awesome power!

"Does this bike make my bum look big?"

However, later that same year we bought a house in the South of France where we are now and whilst we were here visiting, before the 'Big Move', we rapidly discovered that the R1 was sadly not the bike for this region. So the hunt was on for a Vtwin replacement. Tested the 999 – hated it! Tried a friends Multistrada – loved the ride, hated the looks! Sat on an SV1000S – loved it, which is where we are today. She is quite simply one of the nicest of all of the bikes we have had, a terrific ride from my point of view, although I’m not too sure about any great distances – but that is more an age thing than any fault of the bike! She was made for the roads down here, and we have an absolute blast riding her, whether it is the coast road, or in the mountains.

People have often asked me why I don’t ride myself, and the answer is quite simply that I don’t particularly want to. I have tried, a couple of times, but don’t have the road confidence, even though I am a confident, and fairly rapid, driver of 4 wheels. I have the utmost confidence in Nigel, and he is such a good, and exciting, rider, I could never have the fun riding solo that I do as his pillion. After all these years (cue violins), I know his riding style and can read the road as he does, so in effect, we ride as a team. Perhaps not everyone’s cup of tea. I know a lot of guys don’t like having anyone on the back, but for me the best compliment I can get is if I ride behind someone else and they tell me that they hardly knew I was there. At 5’6”, and over 10 stone, that truly is a compliment!!!!!

AndyW - time for a quick plug!  Nigel and Maz run a B&B business from their lovely place in Perpignan.  Several forum members have visited already and all had a great time. Find out more here:
http://www.motorcycletoursfrance.co.uk/

A couple of beach bums too! aka Nigel and recent visitor Scoby

Here are their 2 bikes in Collioure, which is just at the start of the really good coastal run!


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